New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I once had a cat who just left
And I was feeling bereft
He came back one day

I once had a cat who just left
And I was feeling bereft

Some pets are better than others
Some like to cling to their mothers
Love mine, regardless
And my, her smartness
A cat who gives me no bothers.

I once had a cat who just left

I will take the first post to continue, both so nice but to be fair..

Some pets are better than others
Some like to cling to their mothers
Love mine , regardless.
And my, her smartness

Some pets are better than others
Some like to cling to their mothers
They can be quite sweet

Some pets are better than others
Some like to cling to their mothers
Love mine , regardless

Some pets are better than others
Some like to cling to their mothers

My cat is spoilt and she rules us
When she’s hungry she makes such a fuss
I cook her fresh steak
Please give me a break
Or away I will ride on a bus

Some pets are better than others

My cat is spoilt and she rules us
When she’s hungry she makes such a fuss
I cook her fresh steak
Please give me a break

My cat is spoilt and she rules us
When she's hungry she makes such a fuss
I cook her fresh steak

My cat is spoilt and she rules us
When she's hungry she makes such a fuss

Next door's dog is barking so loud
It sounds like the noise of a crowd
I wish they would move
Neglect I could prove
He's chained outside, he's sad and cowed

My cat is spoilt and she rules us

Next door’s dog is barking so loud
It sounds like the noise of a crowd
I wish they would move
Neglect I could prove

Next door’s. dog is barking so loud
It sounds like the noise of a crowd
I wish they would move

Next door’s. dog is barking so loud
It sounds like the noise of a crowd

His plays are relevant today
Whatever we find comes our way
Both comic and sad
People good and bad
And life goes on, come what may.

Next door's dog is barking so loud!

His plays are relevant today
Whatever we find comes our way
Both comic and sad
People good and bad

His plays are relevant today
Whatever we find comes our way
Both comic and sad

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Which is dangerous for one of my age

Shakespeare was right about age
And that all the world is a stage (thanks Magenta👍)
He wrote about life
It’s joys and its strife
On page, after page, after page.

His plays are relevant today
Whatever we find comes our way

Shakespeare was right about age
And that all the world is a stage (very clever hollysteers )
He wrote about life
Its joys and its strife
On page, after page, after page

His plays are relevant today

Shakespeare was right about age
And that all the world is a stage
He wrote about life
Its joys and its strife

Shakespeare was right about age
And that all the world is a stage
He wrote about life

Shakespeare was right about age
And that all the world is a stage

I pace myself now every day
And from sanity don't often stray
It's a bit of a bore
I would ask for more
But I mustn't get carried away

Shakespeare was right about age