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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Jul-26 16:36:20

If only those stories were real
Those aristos were the real deal
I’d be that house-maid
Even if underpaid

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crazyH Wed 01-Jul-26 23:00:04

If only those stories were real
Those aristos were the real deal
I’d be that house-maid

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hollysteers Wed 01-Jul-26 17:04:15

If only those stories were real
Those aristos were the real deal

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Jul-26 15:53:17

Those folks who appear in our books
Thrill me more than those onscreen cooks
'Riders' by Cooper
Sexy and super
With plenty of charm and good looks

If only those stories were real!

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Magenta8 Wed 01-Jul-26 06:48:54

Apologies to Elrel for re-writing to fit Limerick pattern.

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Magenta8 Wed 01-Jul-26 06:40:12

Those folks who appear in our books
Thrill me more than those onscreen cooks
'Riders' by Cooper
Sexy and super

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Elrel Wed 01-Jul-26 01:20:04

The folks who appear in our books
Thrill me more than those onscreen cooks
Sexy riders by dear Jilly Cooper

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hollysteers Wed 01-Jul-26 01:01:36

The folks who appear in our books
Thrill me more than those onscreen cooks

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Jun-26 15:26:58

Their story became a best seller
A book one would hide in the cellar
I read it at night
Until it was light
Gosh, I wish he was a real fella!

The folks who appear in our books

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Magenta8 Tue 30-Jun-26 11:50:14

Their story became a best seller
A book one would hide in the cellar
I read it at night
Until it was light

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crazyH Mon 29-Jun-26 22:44:28

Their story became a best seller
A book one would hide in the cellar
I read it at night

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hollysteers Mon 29-Jun-26 22:41:02

Their story became a best seller
A book one would hide in the cellar

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Jun-26 15:38:38

My friend Lady Anne was his boss
A woman who gave not a toss
She loved him so well
She quite liked the smell
At least he didn't smell like his hoss.

(Poetic license with pronunciation)

Their story became a best seller

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Wyllow3 Sun 28-Jun-26 23:21:25

My friend Lady Anne was his boss
A woman who gave not a toss
She loved him so well
She quite liked the smell

(continuing the low tone 😳)

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Jun-26 15:55:34

My friend Lady Anne was his boss
A woman who gave not a toss
She loved him so well

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hollysteers Sun 28-Jun-26 12:32:25

My friend Lady Anne was his boss
A woman who gave not a toss

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Magenta8 Sun 28-Jun-26 12:15:21

A gamekeeper one fancied me
He thought I was his cup of tea
But he wouldn't bathe, alas
No scent of fresh mown grass
Just quite a strong smell of stale wee

(sorry for being disgusting and lowering the tone)

My friend Lady Anne was his boss

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Wyllow3 Sun 28-Jun-26 00:30:01

A gamekeeper once fancied me
He thought I was his cup of tea
But he wouldn't bathe, alas
No scent of fresh mown grass

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GoldenLady Sat 27-Jun-26 19:44:03

A gamekeeper once fancied me
He thought I was his cup of tea
But he wouldn't bathe, alas

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Clawdy Sat 27-Jun-26 17:57:48

A gamekeeper once fancied me
He thought I was his cup of tea

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hollysteers Fri 26-Jun-26 20:35:24

He’s willing to sleep in the shed
His man cave complete with a bed
He does as he’s told
Now, shall I be bold
And allow myself to be led…

A gamekeeper once fancied me

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Wyllow3 Fri 26-Jun-26 09:47:32

He's willing to sleep in the shed
His man cave complete with a bed
He does as he's told
Now, shall I be bold

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Magenta8 Fri 26-Jun-26 07:50:19

He's willing to sleep in the shed
His man cave complete with a bed
He does as he's told

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SpinDriftCoastal Thu 25-Jun-26 19:53:34

He's willing to sleep in the shed
His man cave complete with a bed

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Wyllow3 Thu 25-Jun-26 16:25:03

At household repairs I’m inept
So a handy man I have kept
Looks after his tools,
Doesn't tolerate fools
Well... you'd all want one I expect.

He's willing to sleep in the shed

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