New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

No one can be gifted all ways
Be it sport or acting in plays
But if you enjoy

No one can be gifted all ways
Be it sport or acting in plays

But my crafting’s such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright
My sewing is neat
And my jewelry’s a treat
I’m sad that my cooking’s a blight.

No one can be gifted all ways

But my crafting's such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright
My sewing is neat
And my jewelry's a treat

But my crafting's such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright
My sewing is neat

But my crafting's such a delight
My paintings are vivid and bright

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong
I don't have the gift
To give food a lift
Without it tasting much too strong

But my crafting's such a delight

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong
I don’t have the gift
To give food a lift

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong
I don’t have the gift

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground
Throw out for the birds?

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong
That it gives off an awful pong

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake,twas as hard vas the ground
Attempted a bite
But it didn’t taste right
So it’s off to the bin I’m bound

My cooking sometimes goes so wrong

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground
Attempted a bite
But it didn't taste right

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground
Attempted a bite

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain
It pours down me like rain
Must get more, just a reminder

At the back of the fridge I found

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain
It pours down me like rain

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat
But it’s not every day that I bake.

I’m getting wider and wider

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe
And our girlfriends have both disappeared

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe