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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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hollysteers Sat 25-Apr-26 17:15:28

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too

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Parsley3 Fri 24-Apr-26 20:05:26

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard

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Wyllow3 Fri 24-Apr-26 15:36:14

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."
And peeped through the crack...

Me and Jack thought this very weird

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Magenta8 Fri 24-Apr-26 14:53:41

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."

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GoldenLady Fri 24-Apr-26 14:40:43

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"

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Wyllow3 Thu 23-Apr-26 22:39:08

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack

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hollysteers Thu 23-Apr-26 19:55:09

I ran out of the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!
It all had no reason or rhyme.

Wild horses could not keep me back

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GoldenLady Thu 23-Apr-26 15:28:39

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!

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65KL Thu 23-Apr-26 07:59:02

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam

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pably15 Wed 22-Apr-26 21:27:21

I ran out the room just in time
before he committed a crime

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Wyllow3 Wed 22-Apr-26 21:11:17

I'll go with the first one it seems best

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?
He could pounce on me in a blink

I ran out of the room just in time

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Magenta8 Wed 22-Apr-26 18:58:07

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
He's stripey and big

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Clawdy Wed 22-Apr-26 17:34:50

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?

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Crocus5 Wed 22-Apr-26 15:44:30

He may be a tiger I think
And he’s jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?

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Wyllow3 Wed 22-Apr-26 15:11:22

He may be a tiger I think
And he’s jumped right into the sink

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GoldenLady Wed 22-Apr-26 14:44:03

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair
Enjoys a warm beer
I'm afraid to give him a pat.

He may be a tiger, I think

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65KL Mon 20-Apr-26 21:27:42

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair
Enjoys a warm beer

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pably15 Mon 20-Apr-26 19:21:19

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair

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Magenta8 Mon 20-Apr-26 15:02:24

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat

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GoldenLady Mon 20-Apr-26 14:50:14

The crowds are cheering me on
We’re both having so much great fun
Then disaster strikes
They’ve broken the mikes
To another club we will run

My neighbor has a large cat

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hollysteers Mon 20-Apr-26 10:38:48

The crowds are cheering me on
We’re both having so much great fun
Then disaster strikes
They’ve broken the mikes

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Magenta8 Mon 20-Apr-26 07:21:03

The crowds are cheering me on
We're both having so much great fun
Then disaster strikes

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Wyllow3 Sun 19-Apr-26 23:06:45

The crowds are cheering me on
We're both having so much great fun

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pably15 Sun 19-Apr-26 22:59:56

All dressed up I'll take the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore
A real cool tango
I'll dance the fandango
And then go back for more

The crowds are cheering me on

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MollyNew Sun 19-Apr-26 22:52:01

All dressed up I'll take to the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore
A real cool tango
I'll dance the fandango

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