New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I pace myself now every day
And from sanity don't often stray
It's a bit of a bore
I would ask for more

I pace myself now every day
And from sanity don't often stray
It's a bit of a bore

I pace myself now every day
And from sanity don't often stray

Getting old is surely no fun
But I’m in it for the long run
I can’t run too far
So go in my car
Even better when there is sun.

I pace myself now every day

Getting old is surely no fun
But I'm in it for the long run
I can't run too far
So go in my car

Getting old is surely no fun
But I'm in it for the long run
Only I can't run very far

Getting old is surely no fun
But I'm in it for the long run

Every family has its black sheep
The one that we have makes me weep
She really is bad
It makes me so sad
I even see her in my sleep

Getting old is surely no fun

Every family has its black sheep
The one that we have makes me weep
She really is bad
It makes me so sad

Every family has its black sheep
The one that we have makes me weep
She really is bad

Every family has its black sheep
The one that we have makes me weep

I’m reading a really good book
All about a murderous crook
Suspenseful and scary
I’d better be wary
Of those souls with an evil look.

Every family has its black sheep

I'm reading a really good book
All about a murderous crook
Suspenseful and scary
I'd better be wary

I'm reading a really good book
All about a murderous crook
Suspenseful and scary

I'm reading a really good book
All about a murderous crook

Many folks seem to like pickleball
But it's not my fancy at all
Too small and constrained
And no fun since it rained
It is really beginning to pall.

I'm reading a really good book

Many folks seem to like pickleball
But it’s not my fancy at all
Too small and constrained
And no fun since it raned

Many folks seem to like pickleball
But it’s not my fancy at all
Too small and constrained

Many folks seem to like pickleball
But it’s not my fancy at all

What are you doing today?
Watching tennis, they're playing on clay
I love all the sports
They play on the courts
Whether at home or away

Many folks seem to like pickleball

What are you doing today?
Watching tennis, they're playing today
I love all the sports
They play on the courts

What are we all doing today?
Watching tennis, they’re playing on clay
I love all the sports

What are we all doing today?
Watching tennis, they're playing on clay

The weather is gentle and sunny
But hayfever makes my nose runny
Tissues a-plenty
Packet of twenty
I'm afraid it's really not funny.

What are we all doing today?

The weather is gentle and sunny
But hayfever makes my nose runny
Tissues a-plenty
Packet of twenty