New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

All dressed up I'll take to the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore
A real cool tango

All dressed up I'll take to the floor
I'll do the dance that I adore

I've got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba
Shoes with nine inch heels
Short cropped top appeals
I'll look cool as a cucumber

All dressed up I'll take to the floor

I’ve got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba
Shoes with nine inch heels
Short cropped top appeals

I've got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba
Shoes with nine inch heels

I've got a short sparkly number
In which I dance a good rumba

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed
I’m good on the twist
It’s down on my list
Along with being suitably dressed

I've got a short sparkly number

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed
I’m good on the twist
It’s down on my list

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed
I'm good on the twist

Maybe a night club will be best
My dance moves will make him impressed

Can't wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright
But make up and smiles
And feminine guiles
Will work with a really dark light

Maybe a night club will be best

Can’t wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright
But make up and smiles
And feminine guiles

Can't wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright
But make up and smiles

Can't wait to see him tonight
Although I look like a fright

Sights I've seen are wonder indeed
All for my grateful mind to feed
Around the Cape Horn
Hornus before dawn
I must have done a good deed!

Can't wait to see him tonight

Sights I've seen are wonder indeed
All for my grateful mind to feed
Around the Cape Horn
Hornus before dawn

Sights I’ve seen are wonder indeed
All for my grateful mind to feed
Around the Cape Horn

Sights I’ve seen are wonder indeed
All for my grateful mind to feed

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and it's crew
We'll sail seven seas
And enjoy the warm breeze
We go only where the wind blew

Sights I've seen are wonder indeed

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and it's crew
We'll sail seven seas
And enjoy the warm breeze

For this verse I'll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and its crew
We'll sail seven seas

For this verse I’ll try pastures new
I'll join a world yacht and its crew

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat
They annoy a lot
That brings to an end this short verse.

For this verse I’ll try pastures new

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat
They annoy a lot

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse
Stalk them with a swat