New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I think houseflies are so much worse
Those large black things are just a curse

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away
I keep bees at bay
But don't squash them into the ground

I think houseflies are so much worse

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away
I keep bees at bay

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound
But I flicked it away

It kept buzzing buzzing around
Making a right awful sound

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun friend on demand
Shame about the annoying bee

It kept buzzing buzzing around

sorry too many syllables...

wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun, friend, on demand

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand
Sun, good friend, on demand

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea
Cuppa in my hand

I wish I was there by the sea
Enjoying a special cream tea

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But I’m skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, tea loaf
Enjoyed by my son Rolf
Sat by the lovely sea shore.

I wish I were there by the sea

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie , chocolate cake and more
Just send your address!

But I’m skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, tea loaf
Enjoyed by my son Rolf

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie, chocolate cake and more
A brownie, a tea loaf

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie , chocolate cake and more

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint
But Renoir I certainly ain't
I know how to doodle
I draw a weird poodle
In pencil that's wobbly and faint

But I'm skilled at baking for sure

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle
I drew a weird poodle

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat
She's a soprano
Known in Milano
And wears a flamboyant big coat

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat
She's a soprano
Known in Milano

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat
She’s a soprano

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat,

Think I’ll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime
I’ll joke and make folk laugh
With many a gaff
No laughter is surely a crime.

My aunt is an actress of note

Think I'll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime
I'll joke and make folk laugh
With many a gaff