New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

It's fun to go out and go shopping
And then spend the evening bopping
Lots of twist and shout
And prancing about

It's fun to go out and go shopping
And then spend the evening bopping
Lots of twist and shout

It’s fun to go out and go shopping
And then spend the evening bopping

I've got some exciting news!
I'm buying a new pair of shoes
I can't wear high heels
I'll see what appeals
And hope they have various hues.

It's fun to go out and go shopping

I've got some exciting news!
I'm buying a new pair of shoes
I can't wear high heels
I'll see what appeals

I’ve got some exciting news!
I’m buying a new pair of shoes
I can’t wear high heels

I've got some exciting news!
I'm buying a new pair of shoes

Two man ghosts were having a fight
Over who should be spending the night
Not with me, I thought,
I'm not to be bought,
I'm off before it's daylight.

I've got some exciting news!

Two man ghosts were having a fight
Over who should be spending the night
Not with me I thought,
I'm not to be bought,

Two man ghosts were having a fight
Over who should be spending the night
Not with me I thought

Two man ghosts were having a fight
Over who should be spending the night

Last night I heard a strange noise
It sounded like a man's voice
I climbed out of bed
And was struck by dread
What I saw made me lose my poise

Two man ghosts were having a fight

Last night I heard a strange noise
It sounded like a man’s voice
I climbed out of bed
And was stricken by dread

Last night I heard a strange noise
It sounded like a man’s voice
I climbed out of bed

Last night I heard a strange noise
I sounded like a man's voice

There's a seaside town called Beer
I wonder if it's near, by here
It's in East Devon
A slice of heaven
A place that I hold dear.

Last night I heard a strange noise

There's a seaside town called Beer
I wonder if it's near, by here
It's in east Devon
A slice of heaven

There’s a seaside town called Beer
I wonder if it’s near, by here
It’s a pebbly beach

There's a seaside town called Beer
I wonder if it's near, by here
It's in east Devon

There's a seaside town called Beer
I wonder if it’s near, by here

I'd rather go south than north
Far away from the Firth of Forth
There's a nice little town
Where noone dose frown
And I shall lose all of my wrath.

There's a seaside town called Beer

I'd rather go south than north
Far away from the Firth of Forth
There's a nice little town
Where noone dose frown

I'd rather go south than north
Far away from the Firth of Forth
There's a nice little town

I'd rather go south than north
Far away from the Firth of Forth

Drive off to unknown places
FR from familiar faces
Just relax for a while
That’s best by a mile
Life’s cards are then full of aces.

I’d rather go south than the north