New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Think I'll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime
I'll joke and make folk laugh

Think I'll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet
Devour every word
However absurd
At the end they are all dead meat

Think I'll try comedy next time

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet
Devour every word
However absurd

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet
Devour every word

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet

I'm off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright
Hamlet is the play
It sure is not gay
William Shakespeare sure knew how to write

I'll be on the edge of my seat

I’m off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright
Hamlet is the play
It sure is not gay

I'm off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright
Hamlet is the play

I'm off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy
Your luck could be in
Put on your best grin
It's probably worth a try!

I'm off to the theatre tonight

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy
Your luck could be in
Put on your best grin

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy
Your luck could be in

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy

I'll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun
Brown as a bun
Bikini on next if I dare

I think that might scare passers by

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun
Brown as a bun

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare

I'm ready with my my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!
The midges won't raid
And neither will I see a gnat

I'll sit and bask in my deck chair

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!
The midges won’t raid

I’m ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun, then that will be that
It should be quite soon
Tomorrow by noon

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun, then that will be that
It should be quite soon

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that

It’s really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back
Vit D I do lack
For a long warm summer I pray.

I’m ready with my new sun hat