New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

It's really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back
Vit D I do lack

It's really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back

Its really quite cold all today
Relax, it soon will be May

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice
It has such a lovely voice
Now, a blue striped life is just fine.

Its really quite cold all today

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice
It has such a lovely voice

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay
Sand and sparkling sea
Our own Riviera, hooray!

Blue stripes are my favourite design

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay
Sand and sparkling sea

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away

whoops things moving fast

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
And so will remain
As within it the curse it has grown

I feel like an outing next day

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
And so will remain

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
They have had it trained

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone

Ill turn off my phone for a change
Of late it’s been terribly strange
It talks with itself
(As dumped on a shelf)
I’ll place it somewhere out of range.

Some people exist for their phone

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange
It talks with itself
(As dumped on a shelf)

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange
It talks with itself

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
A nice spicy side
The poppads I’ll hide
Then clear it away in a trice.

I’ll turn off my phone for a change

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
A nice spicy side
The poppads I’ll hide

Sorry, lost the plot

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
And a nice spicy side

In my kitchen I roar and rage
I can't find the cookery book page

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice