New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star
Then sailed through the air
A happening rare
What a great trip it has been so far

I arrived at a planet forboring

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star
Then sailed through the air
A happening rare

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star
Then sailed through the air

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star

Many animals get into our tales
From elephants to tiny snails
Cats, dogs, rabbits too
Or a deer or gnu
Comprising both females and males.

I once had a Volkswagen car

Many animals get into our tales
From elephants to tiny snails
Cats, dogs, rabbits too
Or a deer or gnu

Many animals get in our tales
From elephants to tiny snails
Cats,dogs,rabbits too

Many animals get in our tales
From elephants to tiny snails

This town had a rat catcher bold,
He went into towns, it is told
He played a small pipe
His hometown was Fife
This story's familiar and old

Many animals get in our tales

This town had a rat catcher bold,
He went into towns, it is told
He played a small pipe
His hometown was Fife

This town had a rat catcher bold
He went into homes, it is told
He played a small pipe

Sorry

The town had a rat catcher bold
He went into home I am told
He played a small pipe

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets
Who welcomed us simply and gladly.

This town had a rat catcher bold
He went into homes, it was told

🤣

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets
Whom we loved even more madly.

My cat was nice and she listened

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets
Who welcomed us simply and gladly.

This town had a rat catcher bold

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly

She gave me a look of disdain
She’d known she had nothing to gain
A gold digger, true
Her make-up a clue
This limerick is hard to explain

Of course our affair ended badly

She gave me a look of disdain
She’d known she had nothing to gain
A gold digger, true
Her make-up a clue

She gave me a look of disdain
She’d known she had nothing to gain
A gold digger, true

She gave me a look of distain
She'd known she had nothing to gain

A young girl just happened to pass
He said she's certainly my class
I went to warn her
Told her he'd bore her
It would only end in a farce

She gave me a look of distain

A young girl just happened to pass
He said she’s certainly my class
I went to warn her
Told her he’d bore her