April 22nd Limerick (July '21 & July'23 AND....)

I am off to town on the bus
Not the car as parking's a fuss
I'll meet up with my friend

I am off to town on the bus
Not the car as parking's a fuss

I'll try to eat healthily too
Eating lentils and lots of tofu
Chickpeas and beans
Spinach and no cream
And definitely no tiramisu.

I am off to town on the bus

I'll try to eat healthily too
Eating lentils and lots of tofu
Chickpeas and beans
Spinach and no cream

I'll try to eat healthily too
Eating lentils and lots of tofu
Chickpeas and beans

I'll try to eat healthily too
Eating lentils and lots of tofu

I'll never go back to that place
Felt as though I was a disgrace
From wine I'll abstain
Not to touch again
And try just to live with more grace

I'll try to eat healthily too

I’ll never go back to that place
Felt as though I was a disgrace
From wine I’ll abstain
Not to touch again

I'll never go back to that place
Felt as though I was a disgrace
From wine I'll abstain

I’ll never go back to that place
Felt as though I was a disgrace

I went out for a nice meal last night
Must confess I got a bit tight
And fell of my chair
Then caught my hair
I gave all the waiters a fright

I'll never go back to that place

I went out for a nice meal last night
Must confess I got a bit tight
And fell off my chair
Then caught my hair

I went out for a nice meal last night
Must confess I got a bit tight
And fell off my chair

I went out for a nice meal last night
Must confess I got a bit tight

So she purchased some steel toed boots
And the goats ate all her beetroots
'Good gracious' she said
"I'll go back to bed"
While the goats carried on their pursuits

I went out for a nice meal last night

So she purchased some steel toed boots
And the goats ate all her beetroots
'Good gracious' she said
"I'll go back to bed"

So she purchased some steel toed boots
And the goats ate all her beetroots
'Good gracious' she said

So she purchased some steel toed boots
And the goats ate all her beetroots

A charming young lady from Crete
Kept goats who would constantly bleat
She had about eight
They stood by a gate
And sometimes they nibbled her feet.

So she purchased some steel toed boots

A charming young lady from Crete
Kept goats who would constantly bleat
She had about eight
They stood by a gate

A charming young lady from Crete
Kept goats who would constantly bleat
She had about eight

A charming young lady from Crete
Kept goats who would constantly bleat

So Dan has been banned from the Halls
As he left, he could hear the catcalls
So long, don't come back!
Good manners you lack!
Go to Niagara Falls!

A charming young lady from Crete

So Dan has been banned from the Halls
As he left, he could hear the catcalls
So long, don't come back!
Good manners you lack!

So Dan has been banned from the Halls
As he left, he could hear the catcalls
So long, don't come back!