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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 21:14:59

The kipper factory is to close for good next week, amid claims of financial misdeeds.
Manager, Rodney Hardcastle said "I always suspected something fishy was going on".

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TerriBull Tue 23-Jun-26 21:13:41

A fight broke out in a Fish and Chip Shop, when the chips were down several of the staff were battered. Next day the the manager called the main agiatator to apologise. "Pollocks!" came the reply shock

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 21:07:57

Doctor doctor, i keep thinking I'm a puppy.
"Well, lie on this couch and we'll see what we can do".
I can't! I'm not allowed on the furniture.

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MT62 Tue 23-Jun-26 21:05:50

Doctor, doctor I feel like a pig. Doctor, how long have you been feeling like this.
Patient. A weeeeek!

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 21:03:50

grin
Brilliant!

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Fallingstar Tue 23-Jun-26 21:03:14

Shoplifters in a Disney shop who snaffled famous merchandise featuring a famous Disney mouse were accused of taking the Mickey by shop Manager.

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 21:02:22

The new blind shop is to close, resulting in 100 job losses.
An anonymous employee told our reporter "I'm afraid it's curtains for us".

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:59:49

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 23-Jun-26 20:52:19

"Winner Of Village Show Best Celery Stalked!"

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 23-Jun-26 20:48:20

"Top chef who accused Kenwood of faulty appliances left with egg on his face and now faces a proper grilling!"

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:38:22

A report has come in about a skirmish in Mr. Soft Scoop''s incecream parlour, after a customer complained about "A hard lump" in his fudge supreme sundae.
Asked to comment, owner Henry Wallis said "personally, I find that hard to swallow".

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:33:23

A fight broke out in a stationery shop on Saturday, after a staff member threatened to give an aggrieved customer "A clip round the ear"

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MT62 Tue 23-Jun-26 20:30:24

Cheesy jokes are the best 😂

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Grannybags Tue 23-Jun-26 20:10:36

🤣🤣🤣

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:10:02

Eg - A local knicker factory has closed after fifty years service.
Simon Bloggs, the owner said "The bottom has just fallen out of ladies underwear".

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