Is it also known as a Lenten Rose Mishap?
(golly, that's the first time I've remembered that first time!
Pink, quite pretty but 'hell, it's boring' [grin ]
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So, a phoenix went to the Doctors.......
(130 Posts)For an assessment as to how I was getting on with the new dose of Dosulepin after 3 months. I told him that I was feeling a bit better, but was concerned about my short term memory. He asked for some examples and I said , "Oh you know, the usual things, thinking of something that should go on the shopping list, by the time I get downstairs I can't remember what it was, also when doing a crossword I see 2 clues to which I know the answer, but by the time I have filled in the first one, I forget what the second one was"
I thought he would say it was an age thing, but he said he would take some blood and send it off for various tests, and please would I book an appointment for 2 weeks time and come in to run through some dementia tests
I was a bit confuddled re the bloods,but sure enough it turns out that blood testing is quite common for this sort of thing.
I went back today, and he said all the tests done on the blood samples were fine, in fact my cholesterol had come down slightly.
He then went on to the other tests. Now,I had mentioned to a friend that I was having this done, and she said that her BIL had gone through them recently, and part of it was reciting the alphabet backwards
I'll admit that I had practiced a bit, so was quite miffed when he didn't ask me to do it. (by the way, even with practice I still wasn't very good at a backward alphabet, and had thought of doing my party piece, which is singing "How much is that doggy in the window" backwards, try it, the words still fit the tune, if you know what I mean
)
Anyway, I thought I had done reasonably well, but at the end he said that he did think it ought to be investigated a bit more.
He is sending me for a scan. Yes, I'm a bit taken aback, but also thankful that I have such a good GP who is not only thorough, but also listens to his patients, rather than dismissing them out of hand as it seems so many others do.
It doesn't exactly trip off the tongue Elegran
Absent could have been worse you could have burst into (all together now ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwhvByj8YG8 
Hellebore! - that's it! How can I make it stick in my brain?
I used to be able to rattle off the latin names of all the plants in my garden but now I'm having to label them again. I also draw planting plans in a rough book so I don't dig up stuff by mistake, especially at this time of the year.
I can imagine Monty Don scratching his head as well. Maybe that's why he sports a furrowed brow!!
I learnt the alphabet backward as a poem -
ZYX
WV
UTS
RQP
OMN
LKJ
IHGF
EDCBA
Hop that is useful for any Gran who needs to recite it to the doc.
I actually forgot the name of forget me nots once, so I really am beyond help
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Mishap, is your plant a Hellebore? It is one I often have to think hard about too! I have trouble with euphorbia and euonymus, and veronica, verbena and viburnum, only being able to remember the first letter or syllable! I have just had to search through my stash of plant labels to write this!
Exactly Soutra! 
On an episode of The Simpsons, Homer yells at Bart " quiet boy, I can't hear myself think!"then you see the words in his brain " mmmn, I want peanuts!"
"out of"
Mishap DH responded in a very similar way about WWI, something to do with the war in Europe and in Asia(?). And then proceeded to give them all a history lesson. The doctor's face showed that he wished he hadn't asked!
My theory about forgetting things is that my brain is full of very important things and if people try to stuff more in, something risks dropping of the bottom.
Try not to worry Phoenix, I think you just have a good GP who doesn't want to miss a problem by dismissing it out of hand.I'm sure my short term memory( and all memory) is really not that good either.Having said that, I don't think that I have ever had a good memory even when younger.Like others, the brain freezes at certain times, just goes blank, and you can't think of the name say, of a brush and pan!This has always happened to me so I don't feel unduly worried.I recognise faces but can't remember names easily(and never could)some people just have a lot going on in their mind, or worries.I would never be able to say the alphabet backwards, or if I did it would be very slowly done(GP would have dozed off before I got to the letter A.)
I have a plant in my garden which comes up every spring and I can never remember what it is called - I remember for a while and then it drifts away again! Maybe you can help me - shade loving shrub with hanging roundish flowers in a dark dusky pink. Help!
My Dad pulled a blinder during a memory test when asked when the first world war started - he thought for a while and then entered into a discourse on the controversy about which exact date in September it was! I looked it up online and he was right - there is some disagreement about this.
My brain was racing me in bed last night (that's how DS used to describe it) working out the lines for the song! Am happily singing away to myself as I tidy up now.
Thank you phoenix Yes it does work. I will now be singing it all day.
As I was driving the car yesterday, thinking of the election, I couldn't remember the name of the Prime Minister! It came to me eventually, but thought at the time that I would have failed a memory test!
I often have a mental block over certain plant and people names, for which I make up complicated ways of reminding myself, but sometimes can't remember them either! One I can still bring to mind after many years is for the singer of 'Don't worry, be happy'. I envisage Cilla Black (husband was Bobby), with a Scotsman wearing a ferret as a sporran. The artist was - Bobby McFerrin!
Hope all goes well Phoenix, you sound very 'with it' to me! 
I was at my doctors some years ago and was fumbling about in my handbag. He asked if I would like an Alzheimer's test which I declined. A friend told me later that GPs receive money for certain referrals.
When mum was being tested for dementia she spelled "world" backwards with no trouble and counted back from 100 in twos for ages.
When the doc asked her who the Prime Minister was she replied "Tony Flair"
When they asked her which ward she was on I thought that was very unfair because we had just travelled for miles along a labyrinth of corridors and I had no idea which ward we were on and I was only in my middle 50s.
I got up in the night to go to the loo a few hours ago. Instead of turning right and going back to bed, I turned left and was halfway down the stairs when I realised what was happening. (No alcohol was imbibed yesterday evening - just cocoa). My OH was merciless.
I think we all forget things as we get older. I would not be keen to have a GP do tests because once you go there you can't take it back and it may affect job applications and travel insurance.
A few years ago as I was going downstairs I noticed one of those sticker things you're given when you put money in a charity tin - it was on one of the banisters. It said 'Support the Alzheimer's Trust.' I said to myself 'That's odd, I don't remember putting that sticker there.' Had to laugh.
merlotgran 
'I guess that we'll meet,
We'll meet in the end'
I like the sound of your DM!
I hope it gave him a 'Wish I hadn't asked' moment, absent.
I lost count of the times I sat with my mother while she had dementia tests. Every now and then she would play a blinder like the time she was asked who was prime minister and she answered, 'Do you mean the unelected one, Gordon Brown?'
But when she was asked who sang, 'We'll Meet Again' she answered, Ozzy Osbourne 
I may remember to take the washing upstairs en route to changing my shoes to go out. While I'm upstairs I may tidy up, clean the loo, empty the clean clothes out of the airing cupboard and put the new lot in. Put the clothes from the airing cupboard into drawers.
Go downstairs. Now, what was it I went upstairs for?
Can't remember, but I did get some jobs done 
Now I will wake up in the night trying to remember the doggy song!
For some reason I have always had trouble remembering my birth date – it's 5 May 1950 – so absent husband said that I should think of Hawaii Five 0 and that would remind me. After a bang on the head I temporarily lost my memory and the doctor went through all the usual questions: who is the Prime Minister, when did the Second World War start, etc. Inevitably, he asked when was my birth date. After some thought I replied, "I'm not sure, but I think I was born in Hawaii". I think he gave up at that point.
Phew,thank goodness for that! 
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