I'm not sure what I have: everything, I think.
A hiatus hernia, plus a few years ago my ex decided to pull my arms up over my head whilst doing "walk around the garden, like a teddy bear".
Instead of a tickley under there, we heard a distinct POP and the pain in my ribs was terrible.
Since then I often get quite bad pain when I turn too quickly, or in a particular way.
Why can't I wear this to a wedding?


