I'm really disappointed

Mine has not affected my fertility and I am a still as sober a judge.

I have become quite fond of my extra head.

I just wonder if Bill Gates is enjoying monitoring what I'm up to.

If Bill Gates was monitoring me he is in all probability dead....from boredom!

GG13 - Quite!

I’m expecting to ‘glow in the dark’ tonight!

Last night while watching a film on TV I said to DH. ‘Oh dear there are so many people in that restaurant and they are all so close to each other.’
He actually said ‘ah , I see your implant is working’.

I sit here wondering why some Machiavellian character has crashed the world economy just so that he can monitor me wandering around Aldi.

Wait early days yet!

I’m hoping my chip will do useful stuff like reminding me of upcoming birthdays.

I had mine a week ago, I think I may be growing a tail... definitely had to get the tweezers on the chin this morning, but figure extra fur will at least save on the cost of a new coat.

I had mine a month ago and I’ve become so fit NASA has invited me for astronaut training.
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Ooh, a tail could be useful!

It will be wonderful my husband being able to find the car when he's left it parked up in a multi storey with me sitting inside

Well mine worked the other way. I’m 76 and pregnant !!!

I was going to complain as DH had his and then we lost all internet connection- not what was expected at all