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I'm really disappointed

(17 Posts)
vampirequeen Sun 21-Feb-21 11:14:53

I had my first Covid injection last Friday and I still don't have a 5G connection. I'm hoping the second injection in April will update my drivers.

My chip also appears to be missing as I wandered off in Morrisons yesterday and DH still couldn't find me.

M0nica Sun 21-Feb-21 11:23:20

Mine has not affected my fertility and I am a still as sober a judge.

Galaxy Sun 21-Feb-21 11:24:38

I have become quite fond of my extra head.

Septimia Sun 21-Feb-21 11:25:59

I just wonder if Bill Gates is enjoying monitoring what I'm up to.

GrannyGravy13 Sun 21-Feb-21 11:27:27

If Bill Gates was monitoring me he is in all probability dead....from boredom!

Septimia Sun 21-Feb-21 11:28:40

GG13 - Quite!

Georgesgran Sun 21-Feb-21 11:29:28

I’m expecting to ‘glow in the dark’ tonight!

ginny Sun 21-Feb-21 11:58:42

Last night while watching a film on TV I said to DH. ‘Oh dear there are so many people in that restaurant and they are all so close to each other.’
He actually said ‘ah , I see your implant is working’.

GillT57 Sun 21-Feb-21 12:14:04

I sit here wondering why some Machiavellian character has crashed the world economy just so that he can monitor me wandering around Aldi.

BlueSky Sun 21-Feb-21 13:18:05

Wait early days yet!

Blossoming Sun 21-Feb-21 14:02:32

I’m hoping my chip will do useful stuff like reminding me of upcoming birthdays.

NellG Sun 21-Feb-21 14:08:28

I had mine a week ago, I think I may be growing a tail... definitely had to get the tweezers on the chin this morning, but figure extra fur will at least save on the cost of a new coat.

EkwaNimitee Sun 21-Feb-21 14:22:41

I had mine a month ago and I’ve become so fit NASA has invited me for astronaut training.

Blossoming Sun 21-Feb-21 14:23:08

Ooh, a tail could be useful!

RulaNula Sun 21-Feb-21 14:26:12

It will be wonderful my husband being able to find the car when he's left it parked up in a multi storey with me sitting inside

BBbevan Sun 21-Feb-21 14:26:57

Well mine worked the other way. I’m 76 and pregnant !!!

mamaa Sun 21-Feb-21 14:54:21

I was going to complain as DH had his and then we lost all internet connection- not what was expected at all grin