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can you boost your sex drive,naturally?

(73 Posts)
infoman Fri 08-Sept-23 10:56:04

not with tablets or other aids,
but with natural products like vegetables and fruit?

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:33:21

Georgesgran

You must be a young whippersnapper cali?
Apparently it wasn’t true, but it was alleged that when the Police made a drugs raid on his house - Mick Jagger was caught eating the Mars Bar from Marianne Faithfull’s vagina.

I expect I’ll be banned now!

Oh!
No, I am a child of the Sixties myself!!

How did I miss that? Perhaps because I was never really a Stones fan.

ixion Fri 08-Sept-23 20:32:24

Here you are Calli.
First, interpret the picture, then
Add the emoji 🧼

When you've got that, we'll talk about the final line!

Who needs Wordle?

Georgesgran Fri 08-Sept-23 20:31:19

You must be a young whippersnapper cali?
Apparently it wasn’t true, but it was alleged that when the Police made a drugs raid on his house - Mick Jagger was caught eating the Mars Bar from Marianne Faithfull’s vagina.

I expect I’ll be banned now!

Fleurpepper Fri 08-Sept-23 20:29:57

Callistemon21

I think my education is sadly lacking.
Mars Bars? Nuns in baths?

Help me please, I need to catch up!

LOL. Two nuns in the bath. One says 'where's the soap' and the other one replies ' it does, doesn't it'. A very old joke.

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:25:43

Is anyone brave enough to post a link?

Claretjan Fri 08-Sept-23 20:24:54

ixion

Didn't soap feature?😆

It did!

ixion Fri 08-Sept-23 20:21:33

Didn't soap feature?😆

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:19:32

I think my education is sadly lacking.
Mars Bars? Nuns in baths?

Help me please, I need to catch up!

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:18:01

Fleurpepper

Grannybags

Waste of a Mars bar if you ask me!

wow - reminded me of the joke 'two nuns in the bath ...'

Well, I don't know that one 😁
But I didn't go to a convent school.

Claretjan Fri 08-Sept-23 20:17:06

Me too Fleurpepper!

ixion Fri 08-Sept-23 20:16:33

I'd say you got off pretty lightly there, Calli!

tickingbird Fri 08-Sept-23 20:16:06

Brad Pitt? George Clooney? …………?

Insert fantasy man of choice!

I think it would work for me wink

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:08:18

Oh, poltergeists! As I was typing that, music started playing and a Christmas advert appeared at the side 😲

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 20:07:15

🤔
What happens to this Mars Bar that it could be wasted?

I remember a children's party game we played once or twice with frozen Mars Bars. It was very innocent.

Fleurpepper Fri 08-Sept-23 19:41:59

Grannybags

Waste of a Mars bar if you ask me!

wow - reminded me of the joke 'two nuns in the bath ...'

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 08-Sept-23 19:22:23

What we don’t know is whether OP is actually talking about sex drive, ie desire, or ability to deliver the goods - and I, for one, don’t wish to know either.

Germanshepherdsmum Fri 08-Sept-23 19:15:23

Blimey. I obviously had a sheltered upbringing.

Whiff Fri 08-Sept-23 19:09:40

Be careful Googling. My daughter was doing a project at school years ago . She Googled big guns . You can imagine what images she had 🤣🤣🤣

Dickens Fri 08-Sept-23 18:33:15

Germanshepherdsmum

Are you ‘asking for a friend’? 😁

LOL! GSM

Rachel75 Fri 08-Sept-23 17:29:02

Callistemon21

Rachel75

Germanshepherdsmum

Shouldn’t you have googled rather than asking us this question?

But I guess that could be said of most posts asking questions?
I don’t think infoman usually returns, having started a thread though?!

infoman usually provides information rather than asks for it!!

Good idea to do something different - keeps things interesting grin

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 16:52:31

Sorry, I've been busy eating oysters.

Do they have to be raw? 🤮

Rachel75 Fri 08-Sept-23 16:37:26

Perhaps it was a rhetorical question…

Callistemon21 Fri 08-Sept-23 16:02:51

Rachel75

Germanshepherdsmum

Shouldn’t you have googled rather than asking us this question?

But I guess that could be said of most posts asking questions?
I don’t think infoman usually returns, having started a thread though?!

infoman usually provides information rather than asks for it!!

Rachel75 Fri 08-Sept-23 15:42:56

Predictable

Georgesgran Fri 08-Sept-23 15:33:56

Humourous - sorry fat finger.