SUNNY SUSIE - What the h*ck? "NHS practice not to use swabs" !!!!! I should think it is more efficient - ie it will save them all of 10 seconds avoiding that obvious necessity. They steadily get worse and worse at actually not helping peoples health at all. I've been caught out more than once by NHS only bothering about itself and blow the patient - and know one has to provide ones own local anaesthetic cream before any needle insertion (eg blood test) as they won't even tell people they need this - still less provide it.
Bear in mind that many women get fitted with contraceptive loops without being given local anaesthetic beforehand (as they should be) - because they don't care about the fact the woman will almost certainly be in lots of pain. They just tell her she won't be!!!!!! I had a VERY graphic description years back from someone I know who went in very trustingly for that - and then realised it's done in a way for their benefit (ie no local anaesthetic) and blow the poor patient.
Got caught out by the Welsh NHS not bothering to have leaflets on "how to have a blood test" and gone in for a sample first thing in the morning after obeying the "No breakfast first" rule they told me and they acted like it was my fault my veins were obviously dehydrated - as no-one had said "Do have some water to drink first though". Cue for I looked up Welsh NHS advice (which always seems to be separate to English NHS advice!!!!) and it said nothing either. Cue for I then looked up English NHS advice afterwards - much easier to find, much clearer, did say to drink water first!
Mental note to self - always look up English NHS advice before going anywhere near any healthcare person.
But I suppose it's one step up from the podiatrist here who did a health questionnaire over the phone with me and got to the "Got any allergies question?" and I replied with "One thing only - Lanacane ointment". At which point she started saying "We can't do the operation then for ingrown toenail - you'll have to have it done miles and miles away and under general anaesthetic - in case you react". I pointed out "Nope it's LIDOcaine that is used for this. Totally different thing to LANAcane". She wouldnt have it....she even called me mad!!!!!! I have no idea why I then swopped from what I then realised was someone who is what they call "first language Welsh" to an English podiatrist - even though he is quite some distance away and I had the job done/just as normal/no problem/what I'm used to. It all took about 15 months longer than it should have/would have normally to get it all sorted out one way or another until I decided to pay out a very expensive taxi fare and see the one who was first language English - because he is English!!! Job done - no problem.
Wishes I'd remembered that though I never ever have local anaesthetic (that Lidocaine) at the dentist - I had been told by my intuition to agree to it for once at my last English dental appointment (as usual I had no idea why - but I've learnt to follow intuition instructions by now). duh! and I rang them and asked when I remembered that fact belatedly - and got told "You were fine/absolutely fine with it". Wishes I remembered I'd taken that precaution before moving - as I could have turned round to her and just said "I've had Lidocaine before and they said fine fine" and she wouldnt have rowed with me and I wouldnt have had a very expensive taxi fare to the other guy who understood me perfectly.
Churchill to be axed from British banknotes in the name of diversity.
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