Nick: Can I run an idea past you Dave, you know, that idea that I would get the royal succession changed, you know so women did not get sidelined, it was a nice idea but you know, getting all the commonwealth countries to do it at the same time, well, basically i think we need to let that one die quietly, so I've been thinking about other exciting ideas to make the coalition popular with voters, so how about...
Dave: well go on
Nick: Well how about we give out all those bank shares to the population. share owning democracy and all that. remember how the old battleaxe got lots of cred for selling off council houses and selling the utilities?
Dave: Great idea Nick. Get on with it. Off you go.
Exit Nick, wagging tail
Aide: why the xxxx did you to agree to that Dave? It's an insane idea. Imagine the costs of distributing dividends for a start. Mrs Edna Winterbottom owns 10 shares. A dividend of 2p is issued. It would cost several quid to get the 20p to Mrs W. The banks would never be solvent again. And don't we need to sell those shares when the price is high enough to, you know, pay of some of our debt?
Dave (sniggering): well it keep him busy for a couple of weeks. How are you doing on that list of other "bright ideas" . Doing well so far. Keep feeding them through. He obviously thinks he came up with them himself.
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