JessM I remember my daughter writing in her school diary that she had been to visit her grandparents and they had taken the dog for a walk along the sward. This was how they always referred to a wide strip of grass next to the beach. Her teacher "corrected" it to sword. I still can't imaginer what she was thinking.
Andy Burnham’s dad has died after suffering Alzheimer’s

Now I just need to contrive a situation in which to use it!
(I may have muddled that up somewhere. There seems too many nines)