Cinema ninjas

I love it

Brilliant idea, isn't it, vamp?

Love, love, love it

Brilliant. I gave up going to the cinema as it was no longer an enjoyable experience. People talking, getting up and down and being generally annoying. I now wait for the film to come out on DVD or on the TV. And I'm not a grumpy old women.

I loathe the smell of popcorn and would love to have it banned, but I guess that would offend almost everyone including all my GC.

anno I'm with you on the popcorn smell. My friend always wants a big carton and it smells disgusting, so I refuse to go with her unless she promises not to have any!

That's just the sort of good hearted friend I am!

They all do appear to be rather, erm svelte, though don't they? Much as I would rather enjoy slinking about in the dark administering gentle discipline to the socially ignorant, I feel that the required outfit would not sit well with my cellulite ridden body.

Although I suppose one could have one with built in bum/tum/thigh control?

Another thought, again possibly age related, how on earth do they go for a pee?