He broke the speed limit, bullied his wife into taking the blame, and lied..and lied...and lied about it, but she grassed him up and he received a short prison sentence for perverting the course of justice. But it wasn't his fault, you know - it was the fault of the Murdoch press. Why doesn't he just shut up and leave the stage gracefully?
What job would you do now, if you had the choice? (Light hearted)
