I've been to lots of them in my time and they just became more and more predictable. I could have written a report in advance. So I gave up going. The best thing was that they were usually in seaside resorts and if I got bored I could nip out of the conference hall and sit on the beach for a while - I wasn't the only one doing that.
What job would you do now, if you had the choice? (Light hearted)
