higgs boson

Crikey agile have you tried the same technique on a wine bottle?

Hi Lorna,
what a ripping idea,why didnt I think of that,what would happen if I swallowed this Higs Boson I might finish up with Triplits or something worse.
I am presently filtering the dregs of my tooth paste into some empty guinness bottles and then i am off down to the outdoor for some of my favourite Red Biddy,but then I will have to drink it all to get the bottles empty.

At last, an application for theoretical physics.

agile You sound like a very resourceful person to me, just what we need on Gransnet

I think we have the germ of something magnificent here! Patent it, quick!

And assign the patent GN inc!

You saw heard of it first on GN. It's akin to being present at the Big Bang

am I missing something here? I feel like I am being left out in the playground!!! What on earth is a higs boson????

OK Got it, I now know what Higgs Boson is. I am still looking in my empty No.7 tubes for it.

Errrrrr folks! you really don't understand the Higgs Boson theory do you?!LOL [

Having listened to Brian Cox on the Infinite Monkey Cage, and a PhD research scientist at Joddrell Bank explaining it to children, the notion of particles gathering mass due to the Higgs Boson is much easier to grasp, and I am content to believe it's busying around in my make-up bag, extending the life of my expensive face cream!

I think the Higgs Boson is lurking by my skirtings producing clumps of cat hair. The cats would be bald if it was all coming from them!

Of course we do, rosesarered! Don't you?

It's very easy actually, easier than believing in the tooth fairy, but, slightly harder than Father Christmas.

But you get real money from the tooth fairy Galen how can she not be real?