Actually, Joelsnan, it's necessary for Brits to take on the sins of the world because quite often we were the sinners.
And I buy fairtrade whenever it's available. It costs more, yes, but I feel the need to give something back for the sins of my forebears. I do not know if any of them were really bad, but I know some of them were in the British Army at the time of the Raj, and it was not very pleasant then for indigenous Indians. Oh, and I knew quite a few people from Asia and the West Indies, who came over here to work in our hospitals. My parents rented rooms out to them when I was at school. Otherwise they would not have been able to afford the mortgage.
William Wilberforce at times used to give money for the relief of poverty, as he felt guilty for what he had - and he was quite wealthy, otherwise he would not have been an MP.
I went to school in Hull, Thatbags, and we went to the Wilberforce Museum when I was in primary school. I wasn't suggesting you were lying, just that it's difficult to miss a monument that size near Queen's Gardens. It was built in 1834, by public subscription, and Wilberforce House was turned into a museum in the early 1900s. Queen's Dock had been regularly used to trade slaves at auction marts until Wilberforce put a stop to it. It was filled in and made into Queen's Gardens before I was born.
Being from Hull, I am proud of my association with the abolition of slavery. It's a long time since I've been called impertinent. Makes me feel quite young, but I doubt that was your intention.