Yes, whisky is certainly Scotland's great contribution to the cause of worldwide inebriation. Fine though the golden product of the highland pot-still is, it should be remembered that it is blended with vast quantities of grain whisky for mass consumption, much like the SNP conceals its real objectives in a sea of spin and bile. By the way, the Archers, former repository of the Tory party at play in the English countryside has now been elevated to the dizzy heights of a radio soap with all aspects of modern-day muggery and thuggery covered. Not unlike our political process, one might say. Just getting ready for Land of Hope and Glory, Rule Britannia and Jerusalem at the Albert Hall tonight on BBC1. Brace yourself, Edinburgh!