End of term report for current government

And better attendance in the house

They should be stopped from taking a second job, the few I know do not , perhaps because are MP's of constituencies which have serious worries of unemployment , low wages and severe housing shortage , I know these work over the weekend to make up for the week days in London

David, as Head Boy, needs to put more thought and planning into his projects. It would appear that many of the ideas that he presents us with have been thought up last minute, with little or no consideration having been given to their feasibility or likely long-term consequences.

A few months ago, David appeared to go to great lengths to make new friends, with promises of what he would do for them. However, he now seems unwilling or unable to keep many of those promises and is in danger of losing these friendships again very quickly.

Finally, after more than five years with us, it is perhaps time that David curbed his tendency to blame others for any problems that exist, and start to shoulder a little more responsibility himself. Unless he does, he may struggle when he leaves us shortly and tries to earn his living in the outside world.

Are you kidding mamma David will do very well thank you in his future life given his privileged background!! That is a real problem for people like David as they can't remotely have any idea what a person from an underprivileged background has to achieve in order to climb the ladder.

Good "report" MamaCaz. I would be interested to see the subject reports from those who see this as a good term for this class.

Good one MamaCaz. Except for the "struggling" bit David has the right connections to achieve success in whatever field he decides to move on to.

Boris has made excellent progress this year. Although he remains outside his peer group and is still receiving special attention we are confident that he will soon become part of (and perhaps even lead) this current class.

Love Boris's report, Trisher

Not a good report from some of you then for that naughty boy David Cameron, but he has done better this year than that pesky youth Ed Milliband, who managed to get himself expelled.

Oh yes, what can we possibly say about Ed?

A very disappointing term. He never quite understood what was expected of him, and tried to be friends with the wrong people. In doing this, he made himself very unpopular, even losing the support of many less-fortunate individuals who had initially looked to him for help.
Unfortunately, despite his removal, this lack of understanding seems to persist amongst his former class mates, who continue to blame the wrong people for their lack of success.
We can only hope that this is a passing phase and that they will see the error of their ways and take action before it is too late.

Ed is not in the current government.

Oh lighten up durhamjen! Let's pretend Ed's report is for the previous term...

Ed is not in the current government, and wasn't in the last one.

He was in a class of his own.

A bit like Ed Vaizey, who was a big disappointment to his family.

School report only Djen, no family matters or blaming the parents!

Ana it would be really interesting to hear from those who approve of what this government has done just where they think DC has done well - or perhaps no one actually thinks he has. A report on EM is useless and just having a go at a "student" who is no longer of any relevance.

If he wants to remain as head-boy we need to know some positive points.

Extract of Headmasters Report for Lent Term on Ed Balls...........
Edward has had a mixed term with both highs and lows evident.While popular with his peers he has shown some questionable tactics on the rugby field as he goes all out to win, and while a competitive spirit is to be desired, not at a cost of a broken collar bone to an opponent I think!
He shows the same spirit in the classroom ,liking to lead in all subjects, but the Economics master has complained that he doesn't much care for the 'gleam' in Edwards eyes when he recites facts and figures, he feels that Edward must control his obsessive elements.When he gets something wrong he takes it very badly, and must show more humility in the future......

Now that all the school reports have been leaked to the press, who will be next I wonder? Boris Johnson? Nick Clegg? the Beast Of Bolsover? What skeletons will be rattling in cupboards?

Lighten up GG it's a bit of fun is all! there are loads of serious threads.

A lot of us are just thanking God that Labour didn't get in btw.

Very well written rosesarered and amusing, but it reminds me of the way DC refers to "the last government" forgetting it was his. Now in his 6th year I do think we should be told what you, and others who made DC head boy, believe he has done well.

Perhaps saved us from collapsing in a heap like Greece ?

Stopped the country leaking money and got a determined grip on the overblown welfare culture?

Promised the British people a referendum on staying in/ leaving the EU?

David, as recently appointed Head Boy, has been trying to make his mark but has had mixed success.
There may be subject areas where he has shone, however, so we wait hopefully for reports from those who have observed this.