Silly season, isn't it! Both of my DSs had plenty of hair. DS1 had a lock of hair that straggled down the back of his neck and nowadays he shaves his head because he was thinning anyway. DS2 had so much dark hair that he looked just like my father did when he had hair.
Someone needs to go back to Junior School himself.
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as both are wrapped in the same shawl.