Oh no! There I was thinking that I was going to write a best-seller! Maybe I'll call it 'Fifty Shades of Yellow'!
Seriously, there are an awful lot of myths about bananas and plantains. There have been special import taxes into the EU (ie no tax) for bananas from certain countries, because the EU recognised that some countries depend very heavily on growing bananas and didn't want to bankrupt them. There has been some controversy, because some countries weren't excluded from the import duty-free deal.
Madeira is in the EU, so has had to face competition from exporters from Africa, Latin America and the Caribbean, who can grow on a massive scale. Presumably if the UK were to leave the EU, the price of bananas from all countries would rise (and Britons would have to pay more), unless the UK negotiated a special deal. It would have to negotiate deals with EU and non-EU growers.
Bananas are an example of a crop which hasn't been protected by the EU setting import tariffs. If the UK does leave the EU, we would be faced with having to set duties for every crop we import. I guess the process would create jobs for redundant EU officials - and more.
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