*DURHAMGEN FOR PM ??*

So sorry, I admire her principals immensely

If I sgree to accept the position of home Secretary will I need kitten heel shoes and a heaving bosom, I am rather fond of my clogs

I didn't think it was a joke tgre

I think it should move to Wales , how about Aberystwyth , always seems to rain there, and the breeze off the sea would ruffle Georgie's hair, if he to remove that hard hat, wonder if he wears it to bed

Redcar. The town could do with some jobs and I'm sure parliament could provide a few.

Where would we move parliament to, though?
I still fancy York.

If no-one's volunteered for education, can I take that, too? I reckon I could do a better job than Nicky Whatsername - and I don't look like a rabbit in the headlights, either!

So I have , more in common with .george than thought

Jalima, you for chancellor , I learned my book keeping with ledger and pen , best way

Secretary of State for Health Galen

I reckon between us all we could get this country sorted out.

Don't forget to take your daughter and a back of an envelope and you are sorted?

Whitewave - I'm itching to get the steel workers sorted and to get manufacturing going again in this country. Should take only a few e-mails, couple of meetings, maybe a business trip or too...............

Blimey * not* that's a can of worms at the moment.

Nandalot - is that true? Only 0 level maths? No wonder the country's going to the dogs.

OMG predictive text is being taken over by ISIS do you reckon?

PS When you've sorted out who's going to be Prime Minister can I be Business Secretary, please?

You being groomed, grumppa?

Re failing A level maths being a barrier to being Chancellor, I understand our present Chancellor only has O level maths.

Sorry, delete first would. Predictive text tried to turn all the into Allah. This is a bit scary!

In fairness to mediaeval masterbuilders, I should point out that it's that bit of Victorian tat the Palace of Westminster that's falling down, not Westminster Hall.

Move Parliament elsewhere in the country would and that happy region would be blessed with all the MPs, peers, lobbyists etc. Any volunteers?

I fancy arts and culture - just think of all the freebees!

Ministry of health or social security for me.

Well yes, but you can't suddenly become an MP at 18 - it does take a bit of preparation. I doubt he'd be speaking in the house by 2020 - but dream on!

Is there not an eighteen year MP?

I failed A level maths so no thank you
I did do a book-keeping course about 52 years ago - could I be Chancellor (couldn't do a worse job than most of them anyway).
Pre-computers, all in ledgers boring boring boring
At least I know how to balance the books

Mhairi Black is 20, four years younger than Pitt was.

I would make a fantastic Royal corespondent , I would tell the truth and definitely be fired the same day

You probably wouldn't be fired though (Nicholas Witchell wasn't!)