Food thread or News Thread?

Sorry, I did not extensively research it so it is not evidence-based (split infinitive)

This is more the sort of news we want Jalima..... and sod the other stuff!
Pasties in Cornwall are huge, you wouldn't want to be hit with one of those, never mind an airgun.

Reminds me of "Ernie" who drove the fastest milk cart in the west,and his arch rival "two ton Ted from teddington"who drove the bakers van.....love the name Drump road ....such an attractive picture in my mind

There is some scepticism being expressed in the comments about the veracity of this story

The two companies have been feuding for years ever since Harry Hocking poached one of Polglazes top crimpers, Sidney “Some Boy” Stevens, from Drump Road Redruth.

Lovely name: Sidney "Some Boy Stevens"

Tiz serious business is pasties

No laughing matter! Stealing someone's crimper? Wars ahve started over less

Funny!