'At first glance, nothing really appears to make sense. Most people wouldn’t trust the 50-something-going-on-12-year-old Toby Young to feed their pets, let alone appoint him to a quango. Likewise, the prime minister trying to explain to the country that there isn’t an ongoing crisis in the NHS because the NHS has implemented a crisis plan is the sort of excuse not even the dimmest child would bother with, especially when the health secretary inadvertently admitted the following day that there was a crisis after all. Then we had the transport secretary, Chris Grayling, making himself scarce in Qatar, on the day he was bound to be questioned about the increase in rail fares. Not to mention, international the trade secretary Liam Fox’s enthusiasm for leaving the EU only to join another trading bloc on the other side of the world. But if you think laterally, everything begins to fall into place. The government has decided to give up running the country for the first week of the new year and has chosen to troll it instead.'
Brilliant, from John Crace in the Guardian.