Comrade Corbychev's Defence Policy.
Corbychev : Comrade Putin, using nerve agents on British soil isn't nice. Please don't do it.
Putin: I defend Russia from our enemies and the west by whichever means I choose. I have nerve agents and as you have seen, I am not afraid to use them.
Corbychev: I see. Well Comrade Putin please don't do it again or I will.....erm....er...have to tell you, kindly, and with no aggression, not to do it again, once again.
Putin: sneers
Corbychev: How about a nice cup of tea?