"I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP.
Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle."
I live in the East Midlands and still don’ ‘t accept that excuse! ? Local dialect is fascinating but I don’t think Ken Clarke would use that term . He lives in the posh bit of Nottingham - next door but one to a friend of mine.Think she’s had a few disagreements with him over the years! ?
Old batty. Definitely should be ‘sitting’ So many people now say ‘sat’ . instead,which means that someone must have manhandled ( sorry-person handled) them into or onto, wherever they are sitting. So much bad grammar around .. no longer well and truly told off if use incorrect grammar in schoolwork. There (a place):and their( belonging to ) are the common mistakes which drive me mad. Can’ t help being a stickler for good grammar after being taught it so strictly at primary school.
Ken Clarke is likeable, intelligent, humorous and the best leader the Conservatives never had. I recognised the OP wasn't genuine because of the grammar but I enjoyed it. I imagine KC enjoyed it as well.
jane whatever! Some enjoy finding fault some don't, some have a sense of humour, some don't, some can see what is genuine and some can't, some can see what was supposed to amuse and some can't. Post whatever makes you feel good, I do.
Agree with you Willow. Why do some people get a kick out of having a go/points scoring or whatever?
Suggesting that there might be a different way of looking at something isn’t ‘having a go’ or ‘point scoring’ nonnie. That comment was below the belt, especially in view of your earlier claims that this was supposed to be a ‘light-hearted’ thread. No one was having a go at you personally, or point-scoring.
No we won't agree, I think you are the one missing the point. How on earth can you decide whether I knew it was genuine or not and anyway who cares? I really can't be bothered any more. However, it is good to know that so many Gns did appreciate it.
Agree with you Willow. Why do some people get a kick out of having a go/points scoring or whatever?
Nonnie of course I don’t know you or your sense of humour -you are completely missing my point which is for the final time that you posted something that you thought was a genuine tweet and it wasn’t. Whether it was funny or not is a completely different point. It’s not being a kill joy to point out that it was a spoof tweet which you didn’t know when you posted it. Nothing more to say really is there? We won’t agree on the importance of truth over humour will we?