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Order! Order! these MPs could learn a thing or two from my GC

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NannyFinn Fri 29-Mar-19 15:18:59

I can't help but think the House of Commons could benefit from a bit of granny discipline. Half the things I say to my grandchildren I could quite easily say to one of these MPs at the moment!
I often tell my GS if he can't play nicely, he won't get any dessert - so, I say: no cheap Eton Mess from the canteen for these MPs until they learn to play nicely!
Anyone else have any granny discipline to offer these politicians?

Jabberwok Sun 31-Mar-19 18:36:36

John Bercow is a loudmouth, a bully and a chauvinist ! No wonder Germans admire him!!!

Dinahmo Sun 31-Mar-19 18:15:50

Watching PMQs I do occasionally get fed up with the barracking that goes on. However I am not ashamed of it.
What I am ashamed of is Farage's behaviour when in the EU parliament which I think is outrageous, as do my French friends and acquaintances. Those people are genuinely sad that Britain is likely to leave the EU and don't understand it. For them the EU is more than an economic grouping and will talk about the long period of peace in western Europe since WW2. they follow events in the UK with interest and particularly admire John Burcow whom I understand is also very popular in Germany.

The only way to eliminate the disruptive behaviour in parliament, IMO, is to change our electoral system from first past the post to a PR system.

Jalima1108 Sun 31-Mar-19 17:39:43

Jarndice v Jarndice does spring to mind!
Please no …….

sweetpea Sun 31-Mar-19 12:11:00

I agree lemon grove that we will be taking a long hard look at Parliament etc, but we don't get to vote for Ministers - another job for the boys?

lemongrove Sun 31-Mar-19 11:05:35

Yes Grandma2213.....Jarndice v Jarndice does spring to mind!

I think that many voters are taking a long hard look now at
Parliament in general and MP’s and Ministers in particular.

Grandma2213 Sun 31-Mar-19 04:30:32

I rarely comment on anything political as I have always had little faith in politicians (or anyone in power). Nevertheless I have always voted despite never finding anyone that I really believed in. It was usually the best of a bad bunch! As for Brexit I am reminded of Dickens 'Bleak House'. At the end there was nothing except rich lawyers. I would guarantee that none of the present government/parliament members will be struggling financially whatever happens. We, on the other hand .......

Jalima1108 Sat 30-Mar-19 23:07:30

why do I keep thinking of Violet Elizabeth Bott when I watch the MPs?

maryeliza54 Sat 30-Mar-19 20:19:19

John you’ve said that before - you are wrong. It’s just allegiance to the Queen ( whatever that means).

varian Sat 30-Mar-19 20:15:37

The will of their constituents????? Where does it say that?

JohnD Sat 30-Mar-19 20:05:31

They should remember how they got to where they are, namely in parliament representing their constituants. They all stood on manifestos guarenteeing fulfilling the result of the referendum and, also, took an oath on entering Parliament to respect the will of their constituants as well as an allegiance to the Queen. Their own self interests should not come first.

Hm999 Sat 30-Mar-19 19:39:28

Not sure why Corbyn is said to be playing party politics

Nearly 2 months ago he wrote to May with 5 points for govt to have Labour's support

1. A “permanent and comprehensive UK-wide customs union”, including a say in future trade deals.

2. Close alignment with the single market, underpinned by “shared institutions”.

3. “Dynamic alignment on rights and protections”, so that UK standards do not fall behind those of the EU.

4. Clear commitments on future UK participation in EU agencies and funding programmes.

5. Unambiguous agreements on future security arrangements, such as use of the European arrest warrant.

As for left and right coming into it, this has the perfect time to undermine public services. As grandparents, are we not concerned about education, NHS and children in poverty? All these have deteriorated in tge last few years.

And yes, the 'banter' re public schools is covert bullying, the alumni of public schools still feel superior to those from state schools, and Eton (whose alumni have contributed more than their fair share to this mess) feel superior to everyone. The exchange reminded the MPs of this.

Eve Alcock I believe is a British undergraduate blogger.

The behaviour in HoC is seen around the world and is appalling, undermining UK credibility.

montymops Sat 30-Mar-19 19:08:37

So many of them are nasty. If it achieves nothing else - the Brexit process has really shed light on several murky areas- the behaviour of our politicians- and the quality of their minds - how have we managed to have such disgraceful and frankly stupid people representing us? - Jeremy Corbyn has no ideas but just plays party politics- Theresa May has not shared the process or created a cross party group to sort it out - the inflexibility and smugness of the EU - and lastly it has shed light on the haves and have nots. Is it too much to expect the idiots to learn something from it? Probably- who on earth does one vote for?

lemongrove Sat 30-Mar-19 18:37:10

jalima...I would omit the ‘kindly’ bit! They don’t deserve a pudding either.An hour stood in the corner with a giant A
( for arrogance ) on their hats would also improve them.

DH and I now accuse each other of ‘chuntering from a sedentary position’ regularly.

winterwhite Sat 30-Mar-19 18:23:27

Nonnie - yes I take your point. Most of this thread has been about MPs' silly behaviour and general shouting in the Commons and that's what I was really responding to. Individual MPs apparently switching sides to save their backs is a separate matter, and I can see how frustrating that must be and how despicable it seems unless the change of mind fully explained.

Jalima1108 Sat 30-Mar-19 17:51:37

I had to sit for five or ten minutes after I finished to 'let my dinner go down', then ask if I could leave the table.

These MPs need my mother round them, kindly but absolutely no nonsense!

Nonnie Sat 30-Mar-19 16:12:36

My mother used to insist I sat at the table until I had finished my dinner. It was a standoff but she won because I got fed up sitting there (I still hate cooked spinach). I think that is what TM is doing to parliament.

islandlady28 Sat 30-Mar-19 14:41:43

When contemplating the recent shambles emanating from Parliament, I am left wondering if I should take it all as proof positive that the aliens have not only landed, but are thriving in the Palace of Westminster?confused

Tillybelle Sat 30-Mar-19 14:18:03

You cannot have your own way! It will not get you anywhere by repeating the same thing over and over again or by blackmailing Granny that you will let your crazy little brother be in charge. Now do your homework! Play fairly! Do as you are told! Keep your promises! Do not deliberately hurt people! Granny will not be taking you out to the park until you behave as a good kind polite little child!

Tillybelle Sat 30-Mar-19 14:12:23

B9exchange. shock! But True! grin blush

Tillybelle Sat 30-Mar-19 14:10:46

NannyFinn. The behaviour in the House is a disgrace. Many of them, including a vast number who have senior positions, cannot be trusted. We have a disgraceful Parliament. I agree entirely that Granny sanctions should be applied but frankly I am so shocked that they have no shame or self respect and can behave in this dreadful boorish way as if it's fine. The example from the top does not help. Mrs May's was deliberate delaying and repeated attempts to force her deal through by making it seem as if the delay is the fault of the House for not voting for it when she will not change it. As for the shameless and ridiculous "vote for my deal and I'll let you have a go at being Prime Minister" blackmailing attempt! It all makes me feel ill. She is willing to sell our brothers and sisters in Northern Ireland down the river and leave them under terrible conditions for years, and to tie us in to being in Europe but without any rights. No wonder MPs could not agree to her deal! What on earth is wrong with her? She held meetings in which her cabinet were told they could neither speak, ask questions, nor write anything down. They had to sit and be talked at as she read out the terms she had arranged with Europe and be told they were to support them! No discussion! If that is not a Fascist method of Government, then I am a goldfish.

B9exchange Sat 30-Mar-19 13:41:08

Sadly Grandtante I shouldn't offer that, they would probably all be queuing outside your door! grin

grandtanteJE65 Sat 30-Mar-19 13:35:04

Actually, they need their bottoms smacked, which just shows how old I am.

eazybee Sat 30-Mar-19 12:39:14

There will be tears before bedtime.

Willow10 Sat 30-Mar-19 12:15:08

"Don't you know it's very rude to interrupt - and stop making that silly noise, unless you want to go to bed early!" grin

Nonnie Sat 30-Mar-19 12:04:40

winter sorry but I see it differently. My MP campaigned to stay in the EU but now just trots out the party line all the time. If he thinks we should stay in the EU for the sake of the country why is he now not holding his ground? I have written to him and just got a standard letter in return.

As already said I think the empty benches are sometimes because MPs are sitting in committee meetings. There is a lot of other stuff going on in addition to what we seen on TV but I think they should all listen when an important debate affects the whole country and does not need specialist knowledge.