What will today bring forth?

It seems to me that Bonking Boris, the man who it seems has never met truth, could face trial for purjering himself, via his barrister, in the Supreme Court and by frustrating a law. At the same time if an MP raises the issue then he could be accused of misleading the House and contempt of the House which could lead to him being ejected from his seat but more likely a short suspension. In both the SC and the House issues he could face a period in Klink, ohh the joy of the very thought. However it is all likely to be a damp squib