Political onanism

maybe that is what he was thinking about- what an inspirational, convincing, speaker

www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/948297695563374/

This is interesting www.bbc.com/future/article/20140617-how-often-do-men-think-about-sex
It debunks the 'men think about sex every seven seconds myth' . I just wonder what Boris is thinking about during cabinet meetings and other important events. If his words are an example of what is going on in his brain he can't be concentrating. Perhaps that's why it took him so long to get to the flooded areas.

In the spirit of the thread

Oh the hilarity.

Perhaps Boris vetoed it

Gonegirl slapped wrist.

grapefruitpip don't go on Mumsnet, you'll have the vapours.

Oh is that the thread it was on? Couldn't remember myself. ?

For you reference it was on the Mogg thread where I was told to f off. It is now deleted. What is not deleted is another poster praising so called " feisty remark"

Has he blamed the EU for causing the flooding yet?

I live in a parallel universe! That this word was scripted as an insult to be delivered by the PM to another politician is abhorrent to me. Just shows what goes on in the script writer's mind. I wonder who vetoed it.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-news-latest-heckled-yorkshire-flood-visit-today-general-election-a9200931.html

Seen on Twitter

You could not make this up: @BorisJohnson requesting EU assistance for UK flooding. Either he wants to be in the EU or he doesn't but this two-faced approach is becoming a joke...
Who’s a tosser?

I simply referred to the first mention of the F word on this thread which was yours grapefruitpip on 13 November at 11:47 as suziewoozie couldn’t understand why Anniebach had brought it up. There may be other instances of its use that I’ve missed on subsequent pages.

I most certainly did not introduce the f word. I was on the receiving end of it.

I wasn’t a boy and we didn’t have a bike shed

It’s not the word itself ( although I would prefer if people used the word masturbation ). It’s the proposed use of it my our PM <sighs>

We didn’t hsve a bike shed at my schools but suziewooie obviously did and heard foul language.

But you seem to find the word 'onanism' horrifically offensive.

Did you learn a lot at the "back of the bike sheds"?

No annie it’s about your hero BJ and his proposed pathetic childish dirty minded back of the bike sheds use of a particular phrase as a political insult, haven’t you read it?

Careful WW , be very careful.

This thread isn’t about offensive words ?

annie I award you??
For the millionth time you’ve wangled either Corbyn’s or McDonnell’s name into a totally unconnected thread.

I think we should all be huking , onanisticly ,plankered, & pissed right of with BJ,& his very apt initials .

That’s true Pan but only as a response to GG’s horror at naughty words. Fucking is something Boris does a great deal of and fairly indiscriminately but as far as I know, has not proposed putting it in a speech yet. He has however used the alternative of get stuffed at a GLA meeting.

I think grapefruitpip introduced the F word on the first page suziewoozie.....

Who was discussing the word fucking? Have you posted on the wrong thread annie?