I was sent this today by a good friend.
Doe this resonate?
Who Am I?
I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white,
which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards,
makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.
I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class
and an ally of big business.
I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream
media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police
and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to
each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without
student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of
an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour
those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right
Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not
sure who the hell I am anymore!
Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 10 to 15 years!
As if all this wasn’t enough to deal with ... now I’m not even sure
which lavatory to go into!