Many of the things that are beloved as cultural icons don't really suit foreigners.
When George the Fourth (previously the Prince Regent) visited Edinburgh in 1822, the first visit of a reigning monarch to the northern kingdom for 170 years, Walter Scott, who was organising things, issued a dress code for the event. Scott's enthusiasm for the traditions of Scotland decreed that tartan and the kilt (banned for many years as a subversive cultural icon) should be worn by all.
George wore a kilt, of course (he was very fond of dressing up) . It was far too short, and showed too much of his fat legs, so he insisted on wearing bright pink silk stockings to hide them. On the contrary, they drew attention to his inelegant shape and made him a figure of ridicule, not what he planned at all.
Please help! (grandchild being locked in bedroom)


