I wonder what they'd make of Struwwelpeter.
I read that as quite a young child.
I imagine it would need a multitude of warnings.
However I do agree that this is just a silly story for the DM to get their teeth into. A bit like the time when students wanted to do pass hands instead of clapping.
What would you do if this was your cat?
Disgusting and disrespectful to David Ames’s
WARNING:prepare for the weather storm all day Friday
Thomas Markle Snr. being investigated for child sexual abuse images.



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