Eye sight test, assaulted by birthday cake or tractor voyeur?

This MP says he was looking at porn while he was waiting to vote. In any modern parliament voting is done by pressing a button and the result of the vote in known in minutes. No wonder they never get most of their bills read the excuse is always, there wasn't enough time.
After lunch from their fantastic food and drinks menus I'm amazed they are fit to do anything.

We may not want it, but a lot of people do otherwise they would not have been elected and re-elected.