So..Boris says he's stuffed things up!

Can't we do a deal with Rwanda?

They keep Johnson, his wife and most of the cabinet, and we keep the migrants?

It'll be cheaper and less aggravation...?

Should he be flying, as he has just had a procedure done on his bugle?

This is him. Not even the Turkey is real.

Is he still in Rwanda?
Do we know how long it will take for him to be processed before he's allowed into the UK?

It's a shame he himself doesn't get stuffed.

I would happily contribute towards a one-way ticket anywhere.

There is too much for him to "unstuff" why bother to return to start?

"tanith" hmm should we worry about inflicting him on someone else but in all seriousness ..society is crumbling and I'm getting grumpier by the day!

I’d be perfectly happy for him to stay away hopefully for ever, but that would mean inflicting him on someone else?