Carrie’s blow job for a job…

I love your Theresa May scenario DiamondLily. Fabulous. Theresa May May not have been a brilliant PM but she does appear to have ethics and standards in her personal and professional life.
Those awful Tories made her life a misery didn’t they. Yet Johnson gets away with being a dreadful PM

I'm torn between mirth and revulsion at the thought of Johnson, with his boxer shorts round his ankles, being serviced by his latest female.?

But, how did we get to this?

Thinking back over previous PM's - both parties - I cannot imagine any of this going on in working hours, in the office.

I mean, Theresa May might not have been a brilliant PM, but I cannot imagine her, waving her knickers over her head, shouting "come and get me, big boy" or anything like it.?

Johnson has managed to destroy any vestige of dignity in the position of being PM. ?

vegansrock

Surely this qualifies for misconduct in a public office?

In normal times it surely would. Since Johnson became PM the expectations of the kind of behaviour expected of Conservative parliamentarians have nose dived.

He’s above the law. And people just seem to accept his behaviour as the norm now.

That is probably half the fun.

vegansrock

Surely this qualifies for misconduct in a public office?

Again. He must have quite the list of examples of misconduct.

Surely this qualifies for misconduct in a public office?

It never fails to amaze me. I don't think I've been particularly picky with my partners, but the thought of Carrie giving BJ a BJ makes me dry heave.

She's a pretty young woman. What can she possibly have seen in that scruffy, bigoted, gross oik? I can't fathom being so desperate for power that I could do that. Urgh.

annsixty

That photograph would be ideal for one of those “photo captions” competition in a red top newspaper.
“What are they saying to each other”?

Look what happens when I scratch my back, Carrie!

I agree there has been some great posts on Twitter about this; some great humour, some terminology I have never heard before, some too crude to post on here, I don't want a ban when the Boris babes report me for vulgar language.

Carrie must have a strong stomach.

Very apt, though.

annsixty

That photograph would be ideal for one of those “photo captions” competition in a red top newspaper.
“What are they saying to each other”?

Or 'Spot the Ball'

Re the NYT
Here is their email to me today.
It wasn’t what I initially thought…

Boris does, too, I'd imagine.

I would put a comment but I'm pretty sure it would be immediately deleted.

I quite like Carrie actually.

MissAdventure -

#operationsavebigknob

Parsley3 second time I nearly spat my tea out and it’s not even midday. Howling with laughter, DH a must think I’ve lost the plot

ann!
I'm shocked, not to mention very impressed.

My own suggestions are too shocking to post.

Johnsons life is actually tragic. I know it's difficult to say that as he has money power etc. But its tragic.

That photograph would be ideal for one of those “photo captions” competition in a red top newspaper.
“What are they saying to each other”?

MissA I don’t think that there is much love lost between Johnson and his adult children; especially his eldest daughter, Lara.
What a piece of of absolutely crap he is
Our Prime Minister ?

MissA

Glad I'd finished my I'd swallowed my mouthful of tea before I read your post or I would have had some cleaning up to do :-)

Very funny :-) Thank you for the first laugh of the day :-)