Ten little minister standing in a line
Boris was the first to jump
Then there were nine
Nine little ministers waiting for a bus
One lasted no time at all
That one was Truss
Eight little ministers
While it was still sunny
But he was a disaster - Kwasi had no grasp of money
Seven little ministers working in the city
Glad to see the back of one, that of course was Priti
Six little ministers, in Covid none was keener
One alas forgot his social distancing with Gina
Five little ministers needed an umbrella
Glad to see the back of her, Goodbye to Suella
Four little ministers looking up above
Pigeon did a whoopsy , right on Michael Gove (poetic licence needed here)
Three little ministers
Who can we trust to save ? Easy problem that - bring on posh boy Dave
Two little ministers
Wonder who’ll be next?
Nothing rhymes with Jenrick, hope he heard by text
One little minister
Used to find him dishy
But his days are numbered- goodbye soon to Rishi
