"She got schlonged, I mean she lost" (a "shlong" is a man's penis).
Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton, 2015.
"He's not a war hero - he's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that were not captured. I don't like losers."
Donald Trump mocking John McCain, a former naval pilot during the Vietnam war - you don't, obviously, get away with criticising Trump - he will make it personal. Note: Trump avoided national service because of his bone spurs.
"It's very hard for them to attack me on looks because I am so good looking."
Donald Trump 2015. I wonder if he was being ironic?
"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that. The face of our next President."
Donald Trump on Carly Fiorina - former HP CEO. 2015
"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose voters."
... he's probably right, there. He's so admired in certain quarters he most likely would not lose any voters!
Donald Trump 2016
... and, finally - my favourite...
"Nobody respects women more than me."
Donald Trump, in the wake of an unearthed video obtained in 2005 in which he is heard, thus:
“You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful (women), I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
... pleasant sort of chap, eh? What a guy!