You made me smile, Witzend, (though I might have recognised myself in that category 20 or so years ago!). People bang on about how everything is so much better in France because often they want to justify their decision to having moved there.
I knew English people who had good jobs back home, but in France, they had to resort to working in abattoirs. Or they cleaned gîtes. They would then moan that food was so expensive in France, and that they couldn't afford a ferry trip back home etc. But hey, life is so much better in France! Only if you can afford to live comfortably.