There's a delightful picture in The Sunday Times today of Sir Keir looking debonair in the controversial spectacles along with new addition to the Starmer family household, a kitten called Prince, presumably that moniker being a nod to post election jubilation in the stupendous swing to Labour and Sir Keir "partying like it was 1999", before it all went south when the shit hit the fan the waters became somewhat troubled. Now that we are told the freebies have been withdrawn I'm somewhat worried that there might not be an adequate food supply for Prince, and he will have to fight tooth and claw with Larry for a share of his. Lets hope that this won't be the case, Larry as we know doesn't have the benevolent nature of Lord Alli as regards to dishing out favours, probably because there won't be anything in it for him because, well it's not in his nature and he's probably reached that world weary stage of "I'm just sick of the lot of them"
Also partying like it was 1999 was a certain Bridget Philllipson, Education Secretary, who was the recipient of £14,000 bunged her way for her 40th, by err. who was that again? oh yes the omnipresent ever benevolent Lord Alli. Well hopefully that should have paid for a few canapes a whole pile of iced party rings not forgetting a glass or two of Bollinger to wash it all down with. Well you know how it is, as expressed so eloquently by Frank in Shameless they know how to party Anyway, it was all quite acceptable, we're reliably informed, because very important people were there allegedly, such as Peter "you'll find me relaxing on my friend the oligarch's yacht with George Osborne" Mandelson.
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think many of us will celebrate the fact that philanthropy is alive and in Lord Alli who is doing his utmost in giving a generous helping hand to the needy. Although I was rather baffled to read in The Guardian a couple of days ago, that when asked about him some Labour aides had just the one word to describe him and according to that article it was too rude to print in their esteemed publication. Whatever can they mean 