We need a humour forum

We don't. We really don't.

The last one is about ice-cream

https://twitter.com/gusfinn/status/382524837475782656

How genetics works

Oh Marelli just read your post as I was about to tell of my own mother, in very great old age, who would walk along the corridor to the kitchen, farting in a gentle ladylike manner as she took each step, reducing my 3 girls to hysterics. They still remind me from time to time of Granny's farts

A chap I worked with tried to disguise his farts by rattling two coffee cups together on his way to the kitchen.

Unfortunately he had no sense of rhythm.

My MIL used to fart on each step as she came downstairs in the morning. Unfortunately, she was always the first to come downstairs......!

Brilliant! My FIL used to fart totally indiscriminately whenever he stood up - we felt like chaining him to his chair!

It is OK now. Some good quotes there.

I shall have another look. Maybe it will have forgotten that it thought I had had my ration.

No, no - take no notice, I meant the Humorous Quotations link didn't give me that message...
I could have sworn I looked at the Twitter link before...

How strange! It's now showing a different cartoon....
(I didn't get that message, either, thatbags and elegran)

Brilliant Wisewoman I also laughed out loud at that, must tell my DDs that, think they will really appreciate it.

How odd, elegran! It's not telling me that.

Oops so good I said it twice.

wisewoman

That really did make me laugh, thank you.

wisewoman

That really did make me laugh, thank you.

Oh Marelli can you imagine the embarassment if I had done it! I wouldn't have posted it - too shy.

Thatbags That website told me on its front page"You’ve reached your limit of free Spectator articles for this month" "Subscribe from just £1 a week".

I have not read any articles, this month or any other month.

My fing ers are dyslexic

Humorous quotations – samples from the new Oxofrd Dictionary thereof.

wisewoman, I hadn't read your post properly (a failing of mine, not reading posts properly!) and thought you had been farting in time to the music...

Wrong thread obviously. Will repost.

Does this mean that science isn't so reliable after all? Hardly more so than the bible in this case!

And me, the tears are rolling down my cheeks.