Help!
Fortunately I am not afraid of birds but am becoming seriously fed up of chasing a starling round my living-room.
It must have come down the chimney and despite the fact I've opened 6 sash windows to let it escape, all it does is fly around at ceiling height, landing on curtain rails or clinging to the cornice!
I've tried to nudge it to the windows, have birdseed and crumbs on the window sills. I've left it alone for two twenty-minute spells and the temperature is dropping rapidly.
Creative suggestions please !
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