But any of you who read my post about the dreadful night we had in a lovely country pub in May will perhaps remember that the couple who kept us awake all night long, FIVE times, once an hour until 5am, were probably just over 60? Also the next morning they went off in separate cars! We had no idea that we had been listening to a bonkfest, we thought it was someone trying to break into our room or the hotel. I asked them the following morning at breakfast if they had heard the loud banging. She smirked and looked down, he carried on eating and said calmly, 'Yes, it was our headboard knocking on the wall'! We both looked like death the next morning, they both looked fresh as a daisy.
The previous night, I had thought what a loving couple they were. So discovering that they were probably on a dirty Viagra-fuelled weekend was a bit sad. They weren't all that loving in the morning.