I just wanted to warn others who are contemplating having relationships with their coffee jars, they are not all they are cracked up to be!
Quite honestly, the relationship I had with mine went awry long before the biscuit tin became involved, although they were hard times especially when the ginger nuts entered the fray, and by that time I'd already had a hob nob or two on the side The problem was my jars was could never quite get over the fact that prior to their arrival I had had a long standing relationship with the tea caddy many a time the jar/s would comment "it's like there are three of us in this kitchen, me, the biscuit tin and the tea caddy and they were bought items" they moaned "and well, I just came with the coffee and count for nothing as far as you're concerned " on they droned " anyway what do you see in that garish container?" "well not a lot" I was quick to placate them, "I can't see a bloody thing cos they're tin!" No amount of reassurance helped, the jars they just returned my imploring looks with a glazed expressions. Eventually I said "we can't go on like this, it's affecting the cups and saucers, the cups tell me they feel empty inside and the saucers.....I can see, well are just flat the thing is they can't just exist, they need to thrive as well, if this atmosphere continues, heavens they might just up sticks and relocate to say Santa Barbara, yes it's that bad!!!"
Eventually, I will admit to attending support groups that the shelves arranged, but quite honestly at best they were rigid in their approach, at worst completely wooden another distressed person, like myself was heard to mutter "what a couple of planks!"
I'm trying my best to move on and establish a far more cordial relationship with the Bombay Gin bottle, who is not only lovely on the outside, but also on the inside too. I love to see how happy they are when the Fever Tree Tonics come round to ours! and none of that "there's three of us in this stupor!" yes it's a truly happy hour we all spend together