That s.x word

Heidihi, just read your comment and agree completely! Thank-goodness there are people like you on this site - I was beginning to think I'd made a mistake in joining!

I keep wondering why people comment on a thread about sex - be it about sex toys, marital sexual problems, sexual experiences later in life - when the only response they feel they can give is 'TMI'?! If the discussion makes someone feel uncomfortable perhaps it's better if they don't enter into it. If it's not your thing, fine, don't comment!

Hmmm (in the style of Marge Simpson)

I can't believe that you told a poster that she 'had a reputation for promiscuity
Fanny C If you told us you had a drawer full of "things", we'd be entitled to assume you're promiscuous, unless you can convince us that only one is the current light of your life and the rest are "ex's" and have been dumped; in the drawer!
Happy now?! '.

I don't see what is wrong with the ops post ,
We are in the 21st century, and are older people not supposed to enjoy sex,in whatever way they want
Prefer the real thing myself, but ;;;;

I’m with Craicon I’m afraid Rufus I don’t like chocolate anyway (won’t mention body chocolate!).

Blimey Rufus, I can't believe that you told a poster that she 'had a reputation for promiscuity'.
No wonder you are in and out of this place like a fiddler's elbow!

Craicon don't encourage Rufus please
Craicon don't listen to her ,please! She thinks I'm a dog, always giving me a bad name!
No chocolates for Fanny C. either!.
You can encourage me as much as you like; I'm a very friendly dog so I don't bite!

OoRoo

Maw and Lisa your comments have really perked up this thread.
Thank you!

Craicon don't encourage Rufus please. He has enough trouble remaining on the forum

@Rufus2
you’re obviously a man who thinks that chocolate, flowers and a meal will get her in the mood. It’s a nice gesture but doesn’t work for me.

diy is the way to go. Better, longer orgasms and you don’t have to pretend to enjoy a man fiddling around.

Yes I’m a granny with two grandchildren and a young child still at home.

My DH has impotency issues since having treatment for cancer some years ago but I’d discovered the joys of toys back in my early twenties, long before I met him.

For anyone interested, www.lovehoney.co.uk is a good website to try. The packaging is discreet if anyone is worried about the postie or the neighbours.

Sex toys? I have a drawer full of them. They’re great and much better than the ‘real thing’ in my opinion
Craicon I assume you're a Granny!
But don't you miss the romanticism of "the real thing"?; being presented with a bunch of roses and a huge box of chocolates; before being taken out for a meal at a cosy, secluded restaurant!?

Probably wouldn't happen because of your reputation for promiscuity!
Do you give them all names such as Tom, Dick and Harry!.?
Watch out that you don't blurt out the wrong name!
OoRoo

Sex toys? I have a drawer full of them. They’re great and much better than the ‘real thing’ in my opinion.

Years ago, you’d have to visit the ‘mucky books’ shop to buy anything with batteries but there are some really good websites to buy from now, a huge step-up from the tired range still sold by Ann Summers shops.

Oh, och aye, I see where y’are with this noo - for coal or mebbee potatoes, aye?

No, to to the accents of tge residents of this genteel and desirable part of Edinburgh

MawBe

As far as I can see nobody has yet told us what Edinburgh Morningside ladies have their coal delivered in…….
Aveline ?

Is this some oblique reference to morning wood?

At 50 ish I have a battery operated friend for when I can’t get the real thing, and to help when I do get the real thing, and I hope others can get as much pleasure as they want, one way or another.

As far as I can see nobody has yet told us what Edinburgh Morningside ladies have their coal delivered in…….
Aveline ?

And as for being shocked, no one on here provides name and address, or meets face to face

Some people do meet face to face, although not recently.

I don't know if they are choosing to be coy about what they post, tho.

That’s great, MawBe, quick thinking and very ? funny!!

MawBe

^I’m so glad you have found out how wonderful your ‘toy’ is. I am 71 but with a very young outlook. I was introduced to a vibrator many years ago and have used it off and on ever since^
sunnysideup
Is it as good “off” as “on” ? ?

???
No, it's a real turn-off!

Lisagran

I think we can openly discuss men, Rufus

We're not allowed to discuss men on here, Lisagran, for fear of being accused of misandry.

Someone said earlier "You can't beat the real thing", but at least with these things you can say "Not tonight , Dear; I've got a headache" without fear of starting another war!
OoRoo

MawBe

^I’m so glad you have found out how wonderful your ‘toy’ is. I am 71 but with a very young outlook. I was introduced to a vibrator many years ago and have used it off and on ever since^
sunnysideup
Is it as good “off” as “on” ? ?

Ha, ha, ha?

I think we can openly discuss men, Rufus

It’s ridiculous that women of our generation can’t openly
discuss sexual matters
What about Men! ?