Sex laughs and bedroom fun

If someone feels the need to divulge the details of their sex life you may be sure there isn't one.

I know how some like to brag and boast but why would we be offended by two peas and a maggot ?

It’s a woman, a man would not use the same phrases, we should be happy that she is happy, wether it at true or not doesn’t matter.
Just enjoy life and be happy, makes a change from the usual posts.

Sorry Gwiz I whole heartedly apologise.
Your post does read as if it was fishing for titillating stories, but if you are not au fait with such things you would not know.
Sorry

Ok well firstly I wasn’t asking for info!
Secondly I am not a pervy old man , I wasn’t out to offend anyone and I’m deeply sorry if i did.
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poster has interesting posts about scams, weightloss help etc etc so quite harmless..

Okay, thank you lemsip and Ashcombe
I didn't know about the Google thing.

Apologies if I have overstepped the mark!

I think it sounds pretty dull.

I’m glad I’ve had more fun than that.?

FannyCornforth: My search reveals that the op appears to have been active on Gransnet since early last year.

It is Not a first post. anyone can just google 'op name and gransnet' and several older posts will come up. not a special feature.

you can do that of course for any poster you want to check.

I really don't think that it's a child.

I think that we kid ourselves that this sort of grubby claptrap is started by children; because it's so utterly depressing to admit that adult males are capable of such dodgy crap.

Bullsh** !

Sara1954 It is usually a man (or more likely a boy who has just discovered his willie) who wants to post about it and shock all those thousands of virgin (so he presumes) grannies who know nothing about sex. They forget that we have about fifty more years experience, on average, than most teenagers. We are not shocked, more bored with reading about the details of other people's performances.

Sara1954

Fanny
How can you tell?

It's more than likely a work of fiction from a pervy middle aged man eager to hear our stories of 'bedroom fun'.

Who knows, it could be legit, but in that case it's the op's fault that they have brought out the suspicious side of us.

I don't have an operational search function, so I can't check if it's 'an interesting first post', as they say on MN.

FannyCornforth

Dibbydod

How awful, who would want to know about your sex life ? Shows the type woman you are not to keep your intimate activities private , wonder if hubby would approve! ! Will report .

I'm pretty certain that it isn't a woman

You could well be right ..but I assumed was woman as it mentions “ husband “ ...anyway , I’ve reported it now ...was a bit of a laugh though ..?

She’s right- she is over sharing. Way too much information.

Oh dear - is it starting again? How boring

Fanny
How can you tell?

eazybee

Is it Davina McCall?
She is preparing to tell us all that it is possible to have orgasms in your fifties.
Who knew?

Oh is she doing that aswell.
I recall that she was the first woman to go through the menopause too

Dibbydod

How awful, who would want to know about your sex life ? Shows the type woman you are not to keep your intimate activities private , wonder if hubby would approve! ! Will report .

I'm pretty certain that it isn't a woman

Tiredoldwoman
Not sure I got it either.
Anyway, I’m not playing this game!

No thank you!!

How awful, who would want to know about your sex life ? Shows the type woman you are not to keep your intimate activities private , wonder if hubby would approve! ! Will report .

Very odd post

Is it Davina McCall?
She is preparing to tell us all that it is possible to have orgasms in your fifties.
Who knew?