Mentionitis of an odd kind.

Some of you may remember I put on a post quite a while ago titled, “Gut feeling re DH and his best friend’s DW” or something to that effect.
Well now he’s got mentionitis but not in the normal way. I think you’ll guess her name when I tell you what DH says.
I feel he’s really taking the proverbial p now.
He’ll say, “Wen two three, here I come.” (One)
“What do you went for dinner?” (Want)
“Now my love, you have wended me! Was that necessary?” (Wounded)
“Anything for you dear. I shall wave my magic wend.” (Wand)

These are just some of the examples. I suppose you’ve guessed by now that her name is Wendy.
I just know they are making fun of me by carrying on an emotional affair from the things each of them say to me but I just can’t catch them out and don’t know what to do. When I’ve said anything in the past I’m told I’m paranoid. I just ignore it now but that seems to make it worse!